An Apocryphal Warning From An
Freedom For You? Ha!
Do you really think you are going to be free? Do you truly believe you can get away from our grasp—our millennial-long stranglehold over your life? Well, I've got bad news for you.
We, the rulers of Earth, own you, your property, your future, your life. And no one can or will stop us from our dominion over you. No one. Do you hear me?
Let me explain. You are producers. We are parasites. You survive by being productive. We survive by being parasitical. But the ace-card we hold is force-backed fraud. And we've held it for thousands of years. What makes you think we will not hold it for thousands more?
At least some of us realize our true nature. We are professional parasites that conjure up an endless array of illusions to cover up our constant usurpation of money, power, and values from productive people just like you. However, we've been doing this for so long that our methods have gelled into an invincible formula. No one has ever beaten us in this game called life. And no one ever will. Look at history. It's our proof.
You Can Never Win
So, you think you will prevail, eh? Never. I guarantee it. History is on our side...so are the weapons, prisons, property, money, and manpower. We can never lose. You can never win.
You, the good, think you can overcome us. The closest you ever came was through the irritating work of Thomas Jefferson and his troublesome partner George Washington. They had too much free time on their hands. But how long did their efforts bear fruit? For half a century? Within no time, our people—from Alexander Hamilton to Abraham Lincoln to Woodrow Wilson—began undermining the work of those two nuisances. Soon enough (although it should have been sooner) we shackled you with our tools of taxation, regulations, and inflation.
Then we overcame the biggest threat to our survival: the US Constitution. Bypassing that pesky document allowed us to violate individual rights with impunity. When that happened, we could:
* Take anything from anyone
You Are Guilty Until Proven Innocent
Remember: we make the laws. Whatever we say goes. And we now have countless laws on the books. We know our laws contradict each other and reality. That's why we make ourselves immune from them. But you, poor soul, are subject to every last one of them—along with our arbitrary interpretation of them.
In fact, there are so many laws on the books today that you cannot possibly be innocent. At every moment, you—the productive individual—must be violating at least one, probably several, even hundreds of our politically inspired laws.
We know that most of our laws are subjective. That's part of the fun. We get to drain your money, seize your property, close your businesses, and throw you in prison—all based on nothing except bogus laws!
After trying to create a semblance of justice, we realized there are too many laws on the books and too many laws being created for you to be innocent. Hence, we did the appropriate thing. We came to the conclusion that you must be violating one or more of our laws right this very minute. Therefore, you are guilty until proven innocent.
Once again, we control the weapons. What are you going to do? Do you want our weapons aimed at you, too?
We Laugh At Threats
Of all people throughout history, Ayn Rand was the only person who had the ability to threaten our intellectual foundation of power. Admittedly, her philosophy could have ended our reign of power. But we took care of that. We simply left her work out of our parasite-controlled media, educational institutions, government, and legal system. Furthermore, by specializing everyone's mind with our brand of education, people cannot think widely enough to understand what we are doing, let alone use Ayn Rand's philosophy to end our supremacy.
Hence, we laugh at her legacy. Her work will never be part of our world. Galt may be strong. But our subjective laws, agents of force, and maximum-security prisons make us even stronger. In the spirit of Nietzsche, we the strong will always rule over you.
Oh...you may think that Ayn Rand's philosophy of Objectivism is a threat to us and our age-old rule. Again, we laugh. Remember what happened to Socrates, Jesus, Giordano Bruno, Galileo, and so on all the way up to Harry Helmsley? These were not accidents. We had no choice but to eliminate them. We will do the same to anyone who applies Objectivism in our world. What about Libertarianism? We laugh at that, too. This brings me to the inevitable conclusion that...
The Universe Is On Our Side
That's right. We are in a perfect universe, a universe where we cannot lose. Ah, how gratifying it is to know that by using con-jobs backed by force we can have whatever we want. We, not you, control life.
Thus, everything is perfect: we lounge while you work your tail off. And we collect all the rewards! Put another way: we spend and you pay with your life.
Ironically, life is boring for us. We parasites cannot experience the true joys that are available to human beings. But we don't dwell on that for too long. As soon as we remember we are in control—and can live in luxury without exerting productive effort—we forget about our boring lives. We get back to our job of parasitically controlling you. After all, that's what we get paid to do.
You Must Avoid The Local Group
Where the hell did the Local Group come from? Those people have to be violating the law. Did you know they are taking cloning-and-immortality knowledge from research labs and driving it into doctors' offices and hospitals? They plan on bringing in-the-flesh-immortality to everyone. How dare them! My colleague Ms. D. Feinstein said it best in her bill to outlaw cloning. She stated that cloning is "scientifically dangerous, morally unacceptable, and ethically flawed."
Politicians, ethicists, and religious leaders have been denouncing the prospect of human cloning since it became a viable route to increasing human longevity. We understand that if you live longer—perhaps forever—through cloning or other technologies, you will no longer let us bring you to your death. By living a longer, healthier, and happier life, you will increasingly reject our rule over you. That is the precise reason why we parasites urge lawmakers to ban human cloning. Even the President of the United States said that cloning "raises deep concerns, given our cherished concepts of faith and humanity." (Source: USA Weekend, September 13, 1998) In reality, we care little about faith and humanity. Rather, we must continue to control and drain you. Our survival depends on it.
Did you know the Local Group is also working to free productive individuals—just like you—from professional parasites—just like me? The Local Group openly offers you—the producer—the most freedom, knowledge, power, riches, health, sex, love, and happiness available. Surely they must be breaking countless laws. Who the hell authorized their business?
Whatever you do, you must avoid the Local Group. Do not enter their private web site. That site must be banned. Our people joined forces to ban the original Local Group web site located at www.localgroup.8m.com. We banned the Local Group web site because they think they can surpass Church & State. Heresy!
But now they're back, despite the will of society! I don't know what to do. Upon stumbling into the private Local Group web site, I lost my breath. I had to be rushed into the emergency ward at a nearby hospital. I never had to go to the hospital in my entire forty-year career of being a higher authority. But when I entered the private Local Group web site, I could not breathe. That web site is dangerous. Don't go there! Do you hear me?
Oh, now I'm too weak to stop them. But my people must come together to stop the Local Group. The Local Group plans to add an Objective Law/Impartial Justice clause to the US Constitution. It also plans to repeal all our political-agenda laws. Do you know what that would mean for us, the professional parasites? We would no longer be able to violate your rights to your own person and property.
Obey your authorities: avoid the private Local Group web site! Do this for the sake of Society and God!
In Truth,